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Poster:goudagirl
Date:2005-01-23 18:21
Subject:hey~
Security:Public

I'ma da pope-a!

Trudy Wiegel
You're Deputy Trudy Wiegel. Your mother died a
long time ago, but you still visit her grave
and talk to her about all your problems,
because she's still your best friend. Actually
your dead mother is probably your only friend.
You live alone with all of your cats, some live
and some dead. You're crazy and when it comes
to anything, you screw up. You can't even
commit suicide because you don't know where the
ocean is.


Which Law Enforcement Officer Of Reno 911 Are You?
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(Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:mackthechainsaw
Date:2005-01-13 01:47
Subject:hahaha
Security:Public
Mood: amused

I just now searched for Blueberry Johnson under interests, and found this community. I loved that skit.

(1dogs ate | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:smileandregrets
Date:2004-07-03 16:02
Subject:
Security:Public

wow, I am absolutely OBSESSED with EVERYONE from The State<333333333

especially Michael Ian Black, and Michael Showalter.

therefore, I obviously am in love with Stella, just because MIB is pure wet, hot sex on legs.

also, I'm a huge fan of Wet Hot American Summer.

I am overjoyed that there is actually a community for The State. FUCKING KICK-ASS<333333

:D

(1dogs ate | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:shes_a_wee_lass
Date:2004-05-01 13:19
Subject:And another thing...
Security:Public

I just wanted to make sure y'all knew about this website, which seems to be much more current than the-state.com

(2dogs ates | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:shes_a_wee_lass
Date:2004-05-01 12:55
Subject:
Security:Public

Can you get any hotter than this?!
(Very doubtful.)





Thanks to www.sketchartists.net for not being a bitch!

(Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:plasticpin_up
Date:2004-01-17 10:32
Subject:
Security:Public

Hey,
I was wondering if the DVD was out yet? (and where I could buy it if it is)The website is telling me that it isn't out yet, but some girl in I think it was the Stella community said she got her State DVD.

(Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:slothbaby
Date:2003-12-03 16:35
Subject:
Security:Public

I'd like to nominate blkseamonkey for Icon of The Year.





What a woman.

(2dogs ates | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:spinmeround
Date:2003-12-03 01:25
Subject:Hey, I'm new.
Security:Public
Mood: amused

Hey, I'm Pete and I'm new to the community. I'm from MA and I'm 16. I'm a huge fan of Stella and Upright Citizens Brigade, and what I've seen of the State I've loved. I need to watch more.

-Pete

www.stellacomedy.com

(Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:johnsid
Date:2003-11-24 15:27
Subject:cross post
Security:Public

somebody please tell me that they've also noticed this so i don't feel like such a perverted convicted sex offender...

undies

(7dogs ates | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:rakeman_yohneth
Date:2003-11-21 19:44
Subject:
Security:Public

my senior quote is "im doug, you're dad, teens and adults dont mix. im outta heeeeerrrrreeeee."

(2dogs ates | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:thepeoplespoet
Date:2003-11-11 21:37
Subject:
Security:Public

Travis Junior
You're Deputy Travis Junior. You spend more time
trying to train the German Shepherds (by
speaking French) than you spend with your
fellow officers. You let the dogs kiss your
mouth and then you dont wash off the dog
saliva. You also think Wiegel is hot, which is
a little weird.


Which Law Enforcement Officer Of Reno 911 Are You?
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Somehow not suprising. Heh.

(1dogs ate | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:princessobesity
Date:2003-11-05 20:58
Subject:I love Michael Ian Black 4 E
Security:Public
Mood: touched

I love you guys, for serious. I love how small this community is. It reminds me of my own, except the thing with you guys is that this is for my favorite show that ever existed, which I've loved since I was in the second grade.

but I worry all the time about these stupid people who are one day going to pretend to love, and I think we need to rebel and keep them from knowing the love, because there is only a certain type of person who truly feels sincere love for the state.

I'm really emotional about it.

Anyways

My name is Capt. Monterey Jack, and I'm here today to talk to you about something "nice people" don't like talkin about, the rights and responsibilities regarding the proper maintenence and storage of cheese. Hey! I know it's not "cool" to take care of the cheese, right? "Cool". I'm being "cool" here. I don't know what the guys from the Pearl Jam do with their cheese, ok? You gotta treat it the way you would a loaded gun! Shpeww!@!

Q&A

-What if my boyfriend don't wrap his cheese?
Do you love him?
-Yeah
Well he don't love you sister or he'd be TCB, thats Takin Care of Buisiness!

Who's got a question for the capt?

-I'm Doug, what's a guy like me supposed to do to keep cheese fresh?
Ok Doug, you use what I call the 3 H's, that's Head, Heart, Small plastic containers. God gave you a brain Doug use it siddown!

Well I gotta go guys, but remember this
Briing, Briing
Hello, Cheese?
NO
Cheese can't dial a phone!

(1dogs ate | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:elizasdream
Date:2003-11-04 07:27
Subject:Remember Barry and Levon(sp?)
Security:Public
Mood: pleased

Does anyone remember the skit where two guys dressed up like Barry White? They were Barry and Levon. They did a talk show type thing. At the end they disappeared into a bed that converted back to a couch.

(5dogs ates | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:rakeman_yohneth
Date:2003-11-01 23:51
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: amused

you dont understand me dad, im outta heeeeeeeerrrreeeee.

(2dogs ates | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:terminally_ill
Date:2003-10-24 12:03
Subject:
Security:Public

So today I went out to get the mail.
There was nothing but tacos in my mailbox!!!!!
Where's my mail?

(1dogs ate | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:johnsid
Date:2003-10-03 14:53
Subject:
Security:Public

goodness gracious, i love the state.

i was just showing a devout-catholic friend of mine the "louie and the last supper" sketch this morning and she was horrified when tom said "the 'gonna dip my balls in it' louie?"

good times.

(1dogs ate | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:johnnyhotrod
Date:2003-09-30 23:38
Subject:Hello
Security:Public

Would you be offended is I stuck my balls in this community? Just curious is all?!?

(1dogs ate | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:thepeoplespoet
Date:2003-09-27 04:53
Subject:100% Johnnycake.
Security:Public

Hello hello. I never saw the state, I admit it. But I was obsessed with Viva Variety, loved Wet Hot American Summer, and am currently in love with Reno 911. So I joined anyway.

I even got the CD from the band Kerri's in. Its actualy awesome, too. who knew? ^_^

(4dogs ates | Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")





Poster:crisis_averted
Date:2003-09-26 12:31
Subject:
Security:Public

Hi!
I'm just here to dip my balls in it!

(Once i had this puppy dog, and i loved him so much that i ate him")




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